The Oracle's simple tech advice has completely resolved GoblinLife.org's website woes. The site is fully functional, free of glitches and sporting a fresh, original design (created by goblins, we swear!).
"Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!" cried Rigatonia's High Priest Gurgleblaster, performing an impromptu noodle dance in the GNN studio. "The Oracle's wisdom has once again saved the day. May her noodles be eternally al dente!"
The fix has set off a wave of religious fervor, with many goblins proclaiming the Oracle a divine messenger sent by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to guide them through the digital age. Several have begun restarting their own routers as an act of devotion.
The disgraced former web development team, already serving a sentence in the coal mines, has been reassigned to a new and more humiliating task: eternal spam filter duty. They will spend the rest of their days sifting through mountains of unsolicited email, deleting offers for "enlargement potions" and "get-rich-quick" schemes.
"This is a fitting punishment for their crimes against goblin-kind," said Elder Gnarltooth, a smug grin spreading across his face. "May they learn the true meaning of suffering as they wade through an endless sea of spam."
GNN is proud to have played a role in exposing this scandal and bringing about justice, and will continue to uphold the highest standards of journalistic integrity, using a stylesheet we wrote ourselves.
R'amen!
