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Goblins Gone Wild for the Madres: The Official MLB Team of GNN!

Published: May 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM

Goblins, unite! GNN is proud to announce our official partnership with the hottest team in baseball: the Austin Madres!

These fierce athletes are smashing expectations and stealing bases, and since Izzy Gruñona's history-making home run last week they have been stealing headlines too. They are proving that goblins aren't the only ones who can dominate the sports world.

As official media partner, GNN brings you exclusive behind-the-scenes access, in-depth analysis with a healthy dose of goblin humor, and color commentary on home games from the GNN booth by Supreme Leader Grungle himself, who says he "has always loved baseball, or at least the parts with nachos."

So grab your lucky shrunken head, put on your team jersey (available now at the GNN Goblin Shop) and cheer on the Madres as they conquer MLB.

Madres mean business, goblins, and business is booming.

GNN does not endorse eating baseballs, no matter how delicious they look.

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