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Quiz: Which Pseudo-Intellectual Celebrity Are You? (A Quiz for the Pretentious)

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Goblin News Network
Published: May 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM

You've read the first chapter of everything. Five questions to find out which famous thinker you are pretending to be.

Question 1 of 5

Your coffee shop order is:

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