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GNN DISPATCH11/29/2024

Snuggly Snoring Slug Becomes "Little Rascals Learning Lair" Preschool, With Memorial for Three Guests Who Never Checked Out

The site of the Snuggly Snoring Slug is being turned into a preschool called the Little Rascals Learning Lair. The Goblin Gaming Group, in what it calls a gesture of goodwill and critics call a bid to repair its reputation, has donated the ...

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