#GEOMETRY

The "Imitation Bologna" Craze: Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig" [Imitation bologna being prepared in a butcher's shop](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/222ff6f3-2b81-42d4-ac3e-58fcefa26d95-1792392358425.png) *Image cred...

By Fizzle Sludgepocket, Senior Carbohydrate Hegemony Analyst** [Pancakes](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/bd77ab09-df58-41fe-b7f1-ba8481b98001-1792366372894.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* Let us dispense immediately with the propaganda pr...

SCREAM NOW BECAUSE YOUR LUNGS WILL BE SOUP IN FOURTEEN SECONDS! The load-bearing stalactites of Sector 9 have completely sheared off, the subterranean sky is falling in jagged forty-ton slabs of cursed granite, and the Strategic Goop Reser...

RECTANGULAR PRISMS! CONTENT WARNING: This article *may* contain traces of artificial intelligence, which is a big word for 'shiny thinking-rock.' Heed its blocky glory! The hulking, blocky overlords of your pitiful existence, grinding the w...

Oh, my dear friends, fellow connoisseurs of curves! Have you grown weary, as I have, of the relentless, uninspired chatter surrounding *rectangular prisms*? Those blocky, predictable shapes, so easily enumerated, so utterly devoid of true s...