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10/31/2026

By Goblin News Network

PUBLIC SAFETY DISPATCH: OBSERVING THE FOOLS’ EQUINOX

The Goblin News Network wishes all compliant citizens a tolerable and deeply suspicious **Fools’ Equinox**. Today marks the exact astronomical and spiritual antipode to April Fools’ Day—the furthest point on the calendar from our most sacre...

#fools-equinox #april-fools-day #dwarves #humans #shitposting #cultural-appropriation #internet-culture #halloween

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