Canine cafes catering exclusively to the sophisticated palates of the bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dogs (BDCD) are the latest craze in major cities. They offer a space to socialize over gourmet dog cuisine. Critics fear they also offer a space to stop socializing with anyone else.
A haven for canines
The cafes serve organic kibble, artisanal bone broth and "pupcakes." Humans and goblins may accompany their dogs, although the food is decidedly unappealing to anyone who is not one, and the seating is on the floor.
"A safe space for dogs to be dogs"
"Dogs have their own preferences and social norms," said Barkista Beans, owner of The Hydrant Hound in New York City. "Here they can be themselves without conforming to human expectations. For example, we sniff the other customers. It's fine. It's a greeting."
"A slippery slope"
Dr. Pawsley, a sociologist specializing in interspecies relations, warns of the dangers of species-only spaces. "Separate spaces could breed a sense of 'otherness' and fuel prejudice," she said. "We must strive for integration, not segregation."
Some cafes have responded with human-friendly menu items and mixed-species events, such as Tuesday Trivia, which dogs have won every week because the questions are about smells.
The Hydrant Hound has added a single human chair. Barkista Beans says it is "for the health inspector."
