September 2025

The Goblin Council of Elders has turned to the High Pastafarian Clerics for help with the Flavortown curse. After days of deliberation and copious fermented mushroom ale, the clerics have produced a plan: a labyrinth of dive bars and zero-s...

Operation Paul Bunyan 3: Reloaded has ended in humiliating defeat for the combined forces of the United States and Canada, leaving military strategists baffled and the Canadian maple syrup industry in mourning. The mission to clear the gobl...

Seth MacFarlane's highly anticipated animated series "The Goblinsons" has premiered to widespread condemnation across the Goblin Nation. Critics and viewers have slammed it as a "tasteless caricature" of goblin life, full of offensive stere...

The Oracle has revealed how to appease the wrath of Guy Fieri: an annual festival in his honor, ending in a ritual sacrifice on the roof of every Flavortown establishment. Her message, in blood-red slime this time: To quell the flames of Fi...

Greetings, fellow goblins, and any bewildered humans still following along! Gnarlene here, your favorite GNN anchor, taking a break from our regularly scheduled chaos to ask a pressing question: is the Goblin Nation's story getting a bit ou...

Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel* took a dark turn in its season finale. Guy Fieri's astral projection, having learned of the Goblin Council's alleged role in the hit that knocked him out of his body, unleashed a culinary curse on the Goblin ...