The Oracle has delivered another cryptic message, this time hinting that Guy Fieri may return. The Goblin Nation's soothsayers, baffled by its references to "blue flames" and "flavor rebirth," have dismissed it as a "crystal methage."
The prophecy, scrawled in glowing slime on her cave wall:
From the ashes of defeat, a phoenix shall rise, With blue flames of flavor, a culinary surprise. The taste of redemption, a sweet sacrifice, A new Flavortown dawns, a paradise thrice.
"Blue flames? What does that even mean?" grumbled Grungle Gritsnatcher, who has left farming since his telepathic fondue experience and is now a senior soothsayer. "And what's with 'flavor rebirth'? She's been sampling that fermented blue moss again."
Other soothsayers went further, blaming the Oracle's reported fondness for crystal meth, which they say explains both the blue flames and the fact that she reorganized her entire cave at four in the morning.
"The Oracle has always been eccentric," admitted High Priest Gurgleblaster. "But this is gibberish. She needs to lay off the crystals and reconnect with the Flying Spaghetti Monster."
"We were hoping for a clear vision of the path ahead," sighed Elder Gnarltooth. "Now we'll have to rely on our own instincts."
GNN advises all goblins to take the Oracle's latest prophecy with a grain of salt, though not one from her cave.
