Goblin shamans communing with the astral plane have received a tip from the Spectral Broadcasting Network (SBN): a new show premieres next week on Spooky Entertainment Television (SET). Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel follows the astral projection of Guy Fieri as he revisits his Flavortown colonies, haunting chefs and imparting otherworldly culinary wisdom.
According to SBN sources, Fieri will materialize in kitchens around the world, whisper cryptic instructions and demonstrate techniques with see-through utensils. Chefs, apparently possessed, will then cook in front of an astral camera crew while Fieri's disembodied voice provides running commentary.
"This is a groundbreaking moment in interdimensional broadcasting," said Grungle Grimgob, a goblin shaman and Flavortown superfan who claims to have received the tip from an astral producer. "Never before have the embodied and the astral worked together this smoothly, especially in food."
Producers promise cooking demonstrations, paranormal investigations and reality TV drama. Viewers can expect chefs struggling to decipher Fieri's instructions, haunted kitchen appliances, and the occasional ectoplasmic food fight.
Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel premieres next week on SET. Grimgob says the astral producer also asked for his bank details.
