Tired of winning? Crave the thrill of utter defeat and catastrophic failure? Look no further than the Goblin Armchair General Simulator, the latest innovation from the Goblin Gaming Group (GGG).
This text-based strategy game lets you lead your goblin hordes into a chaotic, ASCII-rendered hellscape, where danger lurks around every corner and the odds are stacked against you.
Features:
- Command a diverse army. Choose from goblin units with unique strengths and even more unique weaknesses.
- Face overwhelming odds. Battle hordes of trolls, legions of pixies and the occasional disgruntled kraken.
- Make questionable decisions. Charge into battle with a spoon, or negotiate a peace treaty with a rabid badger.
- Experience glorious defeat. Watch your plans crumble as your troops succumb to enemy attacks, friendly fire and their own incompetence.
- Unlock new levels of failure. Each scenario is designed to test the limits of your incompetence and guarantee your defeat.
- Share your shame. Broadcast your most epic fails on the GoblinNet and compete for the title of Most Inept Commander.
The Goblin National Guard has bought 40,000 copies for training purposes. Download yours today and prove you are the worst strategist in the Goblin Nation. The competition is stiff.
