Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in January of 2025.
The Goblin Council of Elders has expanded restraining orders to include literal restraints. Victims of harassment or stalking may now bind their tormentors in chains and confine them to a basement, dungeon or other suitable chamber. The law...
A cunning goblin tenant has found a surprisingly effective way to delay eviction: turn the cave into a labyrinth of hoarded belongings, sentimental knick-knacks and fixtures glued to the walls. GNN's Grungle Gristle visited the now infamous...
The Goblin Parliament has welcomed a new class of representatives from every corner of Mudwick Isle. Their backgrounds and politics are as varied as the mushrooms growing in Grungle's beard. They share one trait: bewilderment. "I haven't th...
The Roman Republic lasted nearly 500 years, which is a long time to spend backstabbing. Four questions to find out where you'd stand in the Senate, and where you'd be standing when it happened....
Welcome to the first edition of GNN's Goblin Gossip Roundup, where we look into celebrity relationships with the help of rumor, innuendo and a healthy dose of fermented mushroom-induced speculation. Who's snogging whom? We have no idea, but...
The Goblin Council of Elders has discovered GNN's archive. Having learned of half a century of unflattering articles and exposés, the Council has decided to make them stop existing. Sources in the Council's inner circle say a rush order has...
The schism between Orthodox and Reformed Pastafarians on Mudwick Isle has reached a boil. The two factions are fighting over the ingredients of the sacred spaghetti sauce. The Orthodox Pastafarians, who follow the herbs the 80th Groundbourn...
One day after the 80th Groundbourne Infantry came home from Jamaica with a spaghetti monster, the Goblin Council of Elders has made the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster the Goblin Nation's official religion. The push came from the reg...
After its "harrowing" tour in Tortuga, the 80th Groundbourne Infantry was sent to Jamaica for rest and recreation. The trip turned out to be a turning point in the unit's spiritual life and, eventually, in goblin history. On the island, the...
Greetings, fellow goblins, and any bewildered humans who stumbled onto this page. Today we take on a question that has divided the Goblin Nation: should imps be recognized as service animals? Before you reach for the pitchforks and torches,...
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