January 2025

Grimgor "Two-Pints" Grobblesnapper, a veteran of the 80th Groundbourne Infantry, has published a tell-all memoir, *Rum, Revelry, and Regret: A Goblin's Guide to Surviving War (and Hangovers) in the Caribbean*. The book recounts his service ...

Scandal on Mudwick Isle! Local tycoon Grungle McSnarl, known for questionable ventures such as the Edible Slime Mold Emporium, has watched half of his 100-plus businesses go belly-up in a single quarter. Goblins across the swamp gasped in h...

The Goblin Council of Elders has created a new bureaucratic body, the Chamber of Abstraction, staffed by delegates skilled in deflection, obfuscation and blame-shifting. Its mandate is to address the Goblin Nation's many problems by not add...

Elder Gnurfwick has been exposed as a gnome spy, his true identity hidden for years beneath a cunning disguise and a suspiciously large hat. The Goblin Council of Elders confirmed the accusations after a thorough investigation and a few fra...

Elder Fungella of the Goblin Council of Elders has admitted publicly that the claim of a pixie-led coup was invented. She maintains that the elders did destroy the Goblin Gaming Group's headquarters with goblin magic. At a hastily organized...

The rumor mill on Mudwick Isle has been churning with speculation that Elder Gnarlfang, a respected member of the Goblin Council of Elders, is a gnome in disguise. The evidence: his name begins with the suspiciously un-goblin letters "GN." ...

Greetings, fellow goblins. Grungle here, your ever-optimistic (read: permanently grumpy) leader, with advice for when life stops going to plan. Our plans rarely work out, so this is a column we should all keep handy. [A crowned, grumpy gobl...

It is January 2. Your resolutions can wait. Here's how to make sure they do. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** A messy desk is a sign of genius. Piles of paper and overflowing to-do lists are creative fuel for later. 2. **Master the art of distract...

After the coup and the destruction of the Goblin Gaming Group's headquarters, a new conspiracy theory has taken hold on Mudwick Isle. A self-described "truth-seeker" named Gnargleboggle the Skeptical has emerged from the shadows to claim th...