January 2025

Greetings, fellow goblins, and any bewildered humans who stumbled in. Gnarfúnkel the Wise here, on the complicated and often hilarious relationship between our two peoples. In theory we could coexist. We both like shiny objects, enjoy a fer...

A hush fell over Mudwick Isle when the Goblin Council of Elders announced that a secret tunnel connecting the island to the breakaway nation of Rigatonia had been completed. The first public reaction was a collective "What?" Nobody had know...

The Goblin Council of Elders has a new way of talking to the public. Two official spokesgoblins, Gnarltruth and Gnarllie, will speak for the Council from now on. Gnarltruth is sworn to speak only the truth. Gnarllie is bound to speak only f...

Days after dying was named the number one killer of goblins, a chilling rumor is going around: the Goblin Council of Elders has been negotiating with the Grim Reaper himself, through the Oracle. GNN's sources say the Council is offering the...

Slythe, the Goblin Council of Elders' newest member, has quickly become a favorite of the Council's inner circle. Her sharp wit, infectious laugh and uncanny ability to produce fermented beverages from nowhere have made her a hit at council...

The Goblin Nation is awash in garlic butter and parmesan. Olive Garden franchises are sprouting like mushrooms after rain, from cave-side trattorias to underground grotto restaurants, and the logo and the endless basket have become symbols ...

The Goblin Council of Elders has found a new line of defense in the Gurglax scandal: the evidence came out of a piñata, and nobody believes a piñata. "It's preposterous," Elder Gnarltooth told a hastily convened press conference. "Who in th...

Every dad is unique, and every dad is one of five dads. Answer six questions about the man who raised you, or was meant to, and find out which....

The Goblin Council of Elders has answered Rigatonia's declaration of independence with a display of force. The Council, unimpressed by the Reformed Pastafarians' secession, raised a colossal tornado off the coast of Mudwick Isle, a swirling...

The Council of Elders has welcomed a new member, a mysterious figure who goes by the name "Slythe," to the surprise of Parliament. Slythe, a shadowy goblin, appeared in the Council Chambers before the elders arrived for their meeting. Asked...