November 2024

Bankruptcy is a legal process that lets people who cannot pay their debts get relief from some or all of them. Here is how it works in the United States. 1. **Assess your financial situation.** Decide whether bankruptcy is the right option....

Move over, skinny jeans and fanny packs. The trend hitting the streets this season is ditching health insurance. The once-coveted safety net is now a fashion faux pas, a relic of a bygone era when people cared about staying alive. Why the s...

The poker world is a treacherous ocean, teeming with predators known as sharks. They can sniff out a fish (that's you, newbie) from a mile away and will devour your stack without a second thought. This guide will help you spot them and, mor...

The old saying goes that if you can't spot the sucker at the table within half an hour, it's you. For those who would rather not wait half an hour: 1. Everyone but you is wearing a ten-gallon hat. Coincidence? We think not. 2. The dealer ke...

Titusville poker enthusiast Snargle, self-proclaimed unluckiest player alive and still out $60 on a Dragon's Breath investment, has released a study confirming what many players have long suspected: the best poker hand is always whatever yo...

The moderation team asked for documentation. Here it is. The mod's guide to microwaving Hot Pockets 1. **Unwrap the Hot Pocket.** Carefully remove the plastic wrapper. 2. **Crisping sleeve (optional).** If the Hot Pocket comes with a crispi...

New studies have revealed the truth about the seemingly innocent goldfish: it is the larval stage of a monstrous aquatic creature, and your toilet is its gateway to adulthood. Scientists have long been puzzled by what happens to flushed gol...

Big Smoke's Cluckin' Bell order in *Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas* has puzzled fans for twenty years: two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Is it gluttony,...

Local woman Agnes Butterbog shocked friends and family this week with a miraculous weight-loss transformation. She has given up fad diets and grueling workouts for the ultimate shortcut to her dream body: Photoshop's transform tool. "I've t...