The old saying goes that if you can't spot the sucker at the table within half an hour, it's you. For those who would rather not wait half an hour:
- Everyone but you is wearing a ten-gallon hat. Coincidence? We think not.
- The dealer keeps asking if you need help counting your chips, and not to be polite.
- Your lucky rabbit's foot is a severed chicken toe. At least it's organic.
- You think bluffing means telling everyone about your imaginary yacht. Ahoy, bankruptcy.
- Your poker face is a look of confusion and mild panic.
- You're the only one at the table who doesn't know what "the nuts" means. Hint: it's not trail mix.
- You brought a stack of Monopoly money and are surprised it isn't accepted.
- You ask the other players for advice on every hand, and they give you terrible advice on purpose.
- You're convinced you're on a hot streak after winning one hand. Everyone else is waiting for you to donate it back.
- You think this list is about you, but you're not sure why. Welcome to the deep end of the pool.
