Give a Mod a Hot Pocket and He'll Eat for a Day. Teach Him to Microwave One and He'll Eat for a Lifetime.

The moderation team asked for documentation. Here it is.

The mod's guide to microwaving Hot Pockets

1. Unwrap the Hot Pocket. Carefully remove the plastic wrapper.
2. Crisping sleeve (optional). If the Hot Pocket comes with a crisping sleeve, place it inside.
3. Microwave power. Set your microwave to high.
4. Cooking time. Check the package for the recommended time. It is usually 2 to 3 minutes, depending on your microwave's wattage.
5. Flip it halfway. If the instructions say so, flip the Hot Pocket halfway through.
6. Let it cool. Wait a minute or two. It will be very hot inside.
7. Enjoy. Devour your perfectly heated Hot Pocket.