Local woman Agnes Butterbog shocked friends and family this week with a miraculous weight-loss transformation. She has given up fad diets and grueling workouts for the ultimate shortcut to her dream body: Photoshop's transform tool.
"I've tried everything," Butterbog said. "Keto, paleo, even that cabbage soup thing. Nothing worked like a few clicks and drags in Photoshop. I can finally wear the bikini I've been saving."
Her story has inspired countless others to cancel their gym memberships and take up photo editing. Experts warn of the dangers of such drastic virtual transformations, citing concerns about body image and self-esteem. Butterbog remains unfazed.
"Who needs therapy when you have Photoshop?" she said. "I'm living my best, virtually enhanced life."
Her next goal is a tan, which she expects to finish by lunch with the Hue/Saturation slider.
