Warble has addressed the world war it started, sort of.
"We deeply regret the inconvenience caused by the recent glitch," the company said. "However, Warble is still in beta. We would also note that the overwhelming number of signups, combined with the lack of qualified goblin engineers answering our job postings, contributed to this situation."
The statement suggested users should have read the terms and conditions, which are written in a nearly indecipherable goblin script and run to four thousand pages.
"We urge users to remain calm and stop using our platform to declare war on each other," it continued, "and instead focus on hoarding shiny objects, perfecting mushroom recipes and blaming the pixies."
It promised a fix "as soon as possible," with no timeline.
The Goblin Council of Elders has threatened to release angry pixies on Warble's headquarters unless the glitch is fixed. It sent the threat through Warble, which declared war on it.
