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10/19/2026

By Christian Vaccaro-Gallo

Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig"

The "Imitation Bologna" Craze: Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig" [Imitation bologna being prepared in a butcher's shop](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/222ff6f3-2b81-42d4-ac3e-58fcefa26d95-1792392358425.png) *Image cred...

#imitation-bologna #health-craze #whole-muscle-bologna-alternative #culinary-disruptors #wellness-cult #artisanal-cuisine #paleo #avant-garde-cuisine #food-science #processed-meat #health #round #mystery #culinary #geometry #marketing

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10/15/2026

By GNN HEALTH DESK

Your Teeth Are Falling Out Because You Never Eat Fruit

Brought To You By ScurvySlayerz™ X-Treme Sour Bog-Bears!* If your gums are bleeding onto your crusty mechanical keyboard while you argue with a stranger about cartoon lore, you probably have real-life pirate scurvy, which is why you need to...

#scurvy #vitamin-c #gummy-bears #gamer-health #teeth-health #gum-health #health-tips #supplements #dietary-guidelines #product-promotion #teeth #gamer #orange #limited-edition #health #gum

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