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10/19/2026

By Grizzle Quickquill

Tostino’s Defies Thermodynamics With New 'Scalding Hot' And 'Freezer Burn' Pizza Rolls

By Grizzle Quickquill, GNN Culinary & Munitions Correspondent** MINNEAPOLIS, MN —** Concluding a forty-year war against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, snack food conglomerate Tostino’s announced Tuesday the launch of two new flagships in...

#pizza-rolls #tostitos #food-science #thermodynamics #novelty-food #new-product #marketing #humor #exaggeration #culinary-innovation #hot #roll #rolls #pizza #culinary #food

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10/19/2026

By Christian Vaccaro-Gallo

Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig"

The "Imitation Bologna" Craze: Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig" [Imitation bologna being prepared in a butcher's shop](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/222ff6f3-2b81-42d4-ac3e-58fcefa26d95-1792392358425.png) *Image cred...

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