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10/19/2026
By Christian Vaccaro-Gallo

Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig"

The "Imitation Bologna" Craze: Health Gurus Defeat Mystery Slurry by Inventing "Round Pig" [Imitation bologna being prepared in a butcher's shop](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/222ff6f3-2b81-42d4-ac3e-58fcefa26d95-1792392358425.png) *Image cred...

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