#MEDIA

By Skink Splinterthumb, Junior Apprentice to the GNN Cultural Grievance Desk** My stepdad, Greg, knocked on my burrow door four minutes ago to ask if I wanted "tater tots," as if fried potato cylinders could possibly extinguish the furnace ...

BY THE GNN PHILANTHROPIC DESK** GOBLINLIFE** — The Broke Hoes Foundation, the realm’s premier charity dedicated to subsidizing the questionable financial priorities of the severely cash-strapped, has issued a Code Red fundraising alert toda...

Title:** VP of Algorithmic Manipulation & Shiny Object Acquisition, Goblin News Network Subject:** RE: "Have We Lost All Self-Respect?" — Cry More, Grizzle, Bait IS Engagement Grizzle Quickquill’s recent editorial whining about our "Goblin ...

Forty-five minutes of uncompressed 1996 Windows 3.1 full-motion video is a war crime under several international treaties, yet New Wave pioneers Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald V. Casale teamed up with software publisher Inscape to inflict exa...

Local correspondents trapped in recursive epistemic sinkhole; authorities warn against staring directly at vague captions. A routine scroll through the public feeds turned into a localized cognitive hazard Tuesday afternoon when GNN analyst...

SPACE COAST COMMAND BUNKER // WSL2 DEBIAN INSTANCE (GNN INTERNAL AFFAIRS)** — Just minutes after chuckling approvingly at a GNN dispatch mocking solo developers who build over-engineered, zero-user vanity architectures with the help of syco...