In response to the Bezzleschmit scandal, the Goblin Council of Elders has ordered mandatory sensitivity training for every new GoblinLife.org user, covering respectful treatment of trolls, pixies and other misunderstood creatures.
The connection between sensitivity training and a missing pile of gold has not been explained. Supporters call it a step toward inclusion. Critics call it a distraction.
The pixies are not satisfied either. They have been protesting outside GoblinLife.org's headquarters, demanding reparations. They say Grungle's fund report blamed "angry pixies" for the losses, stereotyping them as angry and exposing them to harassment.
"We are not angry," a pixie spokesperson shouted, hurling acorns at the door. "We are furious, which is different."
The first training module is titled "Pixies: Not Everything Is Their Fault." The second is titled "Mostly."
