Calling all wise and wrinkly goblins aged 255 and up! Cheimes, the Goblin Nation's premier purveyor of fine chimes and other shiny trinkets, is holding a flash sale for senior citizens only.
For a limited time, every Cheimes location is slashing prices on its entire inventory, from delicate wind chimes spun from enchanted spider silk to thunderous gong chimes forged in the heart of a volcano. Whether you want to bring elegance to your cave or simply annoy your neighbors at all hours, Cheimes has the chime.
Senior shoppers also get free fermented mushroom juice tastings, so grab your walking stick, put in your best dentures and come down for a day of shopping, chiming and light intoxication.
Age is just a number, and at Cheimes that number gets you 30% off.
Cheimes is not responsible for hearing loss, tinnitus or the gong you bought while tasting.
