Gordon Ramsay, the chef known for his temper and his standards, has fled the Goblin Nation after a top-secret culinary tour, reportedly destroying all footage of the experience on his way out.
Sources close to the chef say Ramsay arrived intrigued. He asked serious questions about the fermented mushroom delicacies and described the roasted grubs as "surprisingly complex."
Then he saw the kitchens. Ramsay was reportedly appalled by goblin hygiene standards, goblin cooking methods and the goblin concept of an ingredient.
"It was a complete disaster," whispered an anonymous source. "Ramsay was yelling, goblins were crying, and the kitchen looked like a bomb had gone off. It was Kitchen Nightmares on steroids, except the steroids were also in the soup."
The final straw, according to insiders, was a plate of snot slime surprise, a traditional goblin delicacy of fermented mucus and various unidentifiable organic matter. Ramsay took one bite, turned a ghastly shade of green and stormed out of the restaurant, vowing never to return.
Ramsay's team has not responded to GNN's requests for comment. However, leaked footage from a Goblin Security Agency drone shows a distraught Ramsay boarding a plane, muttering expletives and clutching a bottle of antacid.
The restaurant has since added "As Fled By Gordon Ramsay" to its sign.
