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2/18/2025

By Goblin News Network

Culinary Chaos as Celebrity Chefs Weigh In on Goblin Communion Meatballs

The Pastafarian cheese fight has spread to the meatballs, and the world's celebrity chefs have opinions. The question: which animals belong in the sacred communion meatball? Traditional goblin recipes call for rat, bat and spider. The famou...

#pastafarianism #meatballs #guy-fieri #celebrity-chefs #goblin-council #flavortown

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