Renowned human animator Seth MacFarlane, creator of "Family Guy" and "American Dad," has set his sights on the Goblin Nation with a new animated series, "The Goblinsons," which will premiere exclusively on GoblinNet, a platform he had not h...
The Goblin Council of Elders has responded to the robotic lumberjacks at the Goblin Korean DMZ by denying everything. In a statement, the Council said the enchanted acorns behind the sudden forest were most likely spread by squirrels and bi...
A high-ranking Goblin Council insider has come forward with explosive allegations: the Council itself may have ordered the hit on Guy Fieri. The insider, who spoke to GNN on condition of anonymity, claims the official story of a rogue gnome...
Tensions are rising at the Goblin Korean DMZ, where a new tactic from the Goblin National Guard has drawn a swift response from the US military. "Operation Paul Bunyan 2" targets the goblins' latest mischief: enchanted acorns that grow mass...
GoblinGPT, the Goblin Nation's leading artificial intelligence, has weighed in on the Flavortown saga so far with an unbiased assessment of its narrative merits. Creativity: 9/10.** GoblinGPT commends the creative use of culinary themes, in...
The world is reaching for its maps: the Goblin Nation has announced a new colony in Northeast Asia, dubbed "Goblin Korea." The expansion, made possible by the Goblin Nation's new partnership with China, is the first goblin territory beyond ...
We are broadcasting live from the smoldering ruins of what was, this morning, a bustling Flavortown colony. The air is thick with burnt Donkey Sauce. Moments ago, the unthinkable happened: Guy Fieri, the Flavortown Messiah, has been knocked...
[A goblin earwaxologist with a head mirror extracts debris from a goblin patient's ear beside a jar of shiny pebbles marked FEE](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/1dbb908d-2974-4d2f-9ed5-88049a1a66e1-1793446305200.jpg) *Image credit: GoblinLife Va...
Guy Fieri has emerged from the Giant Portal of No Return, establishing it as at best a Portal of Occasional Return. His once-human form is now a grotesque and awe-inspiring spectacle. Fieri towers over the landscape like an archangel of fla...
The United States Air Force this week staged a flyover of Mudwick Isle to celebrate the departure of the Chinese military exercises. What was meant as a display of solidarity became a sonic and structural catastrophe. The flyover featured a...
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