November 2025

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Recent breakthroughs at the Goblin Research Institute (GRI) have shaken the scientific and ethical communities. Dogs that were house pets a year ago now walk upright, have opposable thumbs and hold parliamentary debates. ...

A new study by the Goblin Institute of Dubious Research (GIDoR) has found a sharp decline in goblin logical literacy. Goblins across the nation are struggling with basic reasoning, critical thinking and telling facts from fermented-mushroom...

Panic has gripped the Goblin Nation as hordes of gnomes, drawn by Operation Narco-Goblin's open market, descend on its cities, peddling exotic potions, opening peculiar gnome-themed restaurants and engaging in all sorts of "gnarly gnome thi...

The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency recall for every goblin vessel fighting under the Freedonian flag. The steampunk armada is to return to port immediately. "Our brave pirates have made their point," said Elder Gnarltooth ...

It's a pirate's life for these goblins. Inspired by the Warm War, goblin pirates have joined the fray in makeshift frigates and galleons built from scrap metal, rusty gears and copious duct tape, flying the Freedonian flag and engaging the ...

In a daring undercover operation, GNN's Grungle Gristle infiltrated the realm of goblin banking to uncover the truth about the mysterious ritual known as "opening a checking account." What he found will make you want to keep your gold under...

Operation Dimwit, the mission to rescue a TikTok prankster from North Korea, has hit a snag. During a bathroom break, a member of the elite rescue team was identified by a biometric scan of his buttocks. North Korean outhouses are now repor...

The Goblin Nation's transportation woes may soon be over: goblin engineers have unveiled "The Bus," a colossal, three-story, rocket-powered monstrosity set to revolutionize public transit in the most chaotic and inefficient way possible. "F...