The Goblin Nation has opened its ports, and a newly built, questionably stable commercial airport, to foreign visitors. Diplomats from around the world are invited.
A few notes. Goblins are not known for their hospitality to humans. Avoid eye contact with locals, and never mention taxes, baths or Justin Bieber.
Activities
- Guided tours of Supreme Leader Grungle's underground lair (hard hats and liability waivers required).
- Watching the Council in session (earplugs recommended).
- Taking part in a traditional mud-wrestling tournament (no protective gear provided).
- Sampling local cuisine: fermented mushrooms, questionable cheese and other dishes of uncertain safety for humans.
You are our guests. Tread lightly. Goblin patience for human antics is limited.
Visa applications are open. The airport's first flight landed safely, on its second runway, which is also the market.
