Due to recent unforeseen circumstances (a giant spider infestation, a fermented mushroom shortage and an impromptu mud wrestling tournament), all Goblin University classrooms are temporarily closed.
But fear not, aspiring goblins. Our world-renowned faculty of eccentric professors and questionable experts are still here to share their dubious wisdom through our groundbreaking online courses.
Choose from subjects including:
- Advanced Chaos Theory: Learn to predict, and instigate, unpredictable events for maximum mayhem.
- Applied Pyromancy: Fire-starting from basic campfires to elaborate infernos, for intimidating enemies or roasting marshmallows.
- The Art of the Haggle: Get the best deals on shiny trinkets, fermented delicacies and questionable potions.
- Goblin Etiquette 101: Proper greetings (grunts and snarls) and dining etiquette (burping is encouraged).
- Advanced Dungeon Crawling: Trap disarming, monster slaying and treasure hoarding, with minimal casualties.
Our online courses offer:
- Flexible scheduling: Learn at your own pace from your cave or favorite dumpster.
- Engaging content: Our professors are experts in their fields, or claim to be, and their lectures are entertaining and possibly slightly dangerous.
- Interactive discussions: Share knowledge and questionable life choices with goblins around the world, in groups of three or fewer.
- Affordable tuition: We accept shiny pebbles, fermented mushrooms or gently used socks.
Don't let a little chaos disrupt your education. Enroll today.
Goblin University is not accredited by any recognized institution or any sane individual. Our courses will not improve your job prospects, social skills or hygiene.
