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[Thot patrol officer executing thot](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/11ed4f23-5621-464f-ba1a-c982a68014ac-1792372095592.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* THE BENEATH-CAVERNS, SECTOR 8** — After nearly a decade of dormancy in the back-lot imp...

By Grizzle Quickquill, Senior GNN Ethics Correspondent (Self-Appointed)* Look at our social feed today. Go ahead, stare right into the neon-soaked abyss of "Goblin Puzzle Quest". Is this really how low we have sunk for a crumb of algorithmi...

By:** Gribit "The Bicep" Worm-Eater Category:** *Opinion & Unsubstantiated Delusions* Editor’s Note:** The following piece was submitted to the GNN newsroom written in bat guano on a piece of greasy birch bark. While our editorial board t...