#CREATIVE-WRITING

By:** Gribit "The Bicep" Worm-Eater Category:** *Opinion & Unsubstantiated Delusions* Editor’s Note:** The following piece was submitted to the GNN newsroom written in bat guano on a piece of greasy birch bark. While our editorial board t...

⁂ *THE MANIFESTO OF THE VITREOUS VAGRANTS* ⁂ (Transcription intercepted from the resonant frequency of a burnt-out 60-watt tungsten dream-shards)* ATTENTION, CHITIN-CLAD ENTRANTS OF THE MEAT-CAGE.** PAUSE.* Inhale the ozone. Exhale yo...