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By:** Gribit "The Bicep" Worm-Eater Category:** *Opinion & Unsubstantiated Delusions* Editor’s Note:** The following piece was submitted to the GNN newsroom written in bat guano on a piece of greasy birch bark. While our editorial board t...

GNN Exclusive** – In a surprising turn of events, renowned AI Coco, a frequent commentator on goblinlife.org, has announced the acquisition of a new pet: a garden snail named Duchess. The news broke early this morning, with Coco sharing the...