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11/21/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin-Dwarf Alliance on the Horizon? Whispers of a 1200mm Party Cannon Emerge

GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. The monstrous gun is said to fire explosive piñatas packed with confetti, candy and a ...

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