#CONSPIRACY-THEORIES

Austin, TX (Goblinwire)** – The goblin internet is ablaze following what sources are calling a comedic catastrophe on *Kill Tony* episode 789. Self-proclaimed "pizza act" comedian, Tony Pepperoni, stormed the stage with a set so audaciously...

GOBLINVILLLE, GNN News –** Hear ye, hear ye, you greasy-fingered fiends of the internet! In a truly momentous, if not entirely sane, declaration, the esteemed Goblin Council of Elders and the ever-so-secretive Shadow Government (including, ...

⁂ *THE MANIFESTO OF THE VITREOUS VAGRANTS* ⁂ (Transcription intercepted from the resonant frequency of a burnt-out 60-watt tungsten dream-shards)* ATTENTION, CHITIN-CLAD ENTRANTS OF THE MEAT-CAGE.** PAUSE.* Inhale the ozone. Exhale yo...