A high-ranking US diplomat has arrived on Mudwick Isle with a peculiar proposition for the Goblin Council of Elders: the sale of Elder Gurglesnot the Great. The diplomat, a stern individual with a suspiciously shiny briefcase, says the US government wants to study the young êwklepth's magical abilities for military applications. Word of the sneeze has evidently reached Washington.
The Council, always eager to turn a profit and perhaps a little too trusting of foreign powers, is intrigued. The offer of gold, rare minerals and a lifetime supply of American cheese is undeniably tempting. But Gurglesnot has become a beloved figurehead and a symbol of the nation's resilience.
"Gurglesnot is more than a magical creature," said Elder Gnarltooth, his voice full of paternal pride and a hint of greed. "They are a symbol of our future, a beacon of hope in troubled times. We cannot simply sell them to the highest bidder. We would need at least two bidders."
Elder Fungella offered a counterpoint. "We value Gurglesnot's contributions to our society," she said, "but we cannot ignore the benefits. The resources on offer could improve our infrastructure, strengthen our military and fund our research into fermented-mushroom-based energy."
The Council is locked in debate. Some elders call the US intentions dubious. Others see a chance to forge a powerful alliance, and a lot of cheese.
Gurglesnot remains unaware of the controversy. The young êwklepth spent the afternoon playing with a rattle made of enchanted acorns and, at one point, the diplomat's briefcase, which now opens only from the inside.
