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Have you ever wondered about princes? Many people wonder about princes every single day. There are so many of them in the world, exactly 1,999 to be specific. But which prince is the best one?
We at Goblin News Network sat down and looked at all 1,999 princes that exist anywhere. To save you time, we did not write down 1,989 of them. Here is our definitive, completely objective countdown of the top 10 princes ever made. Number four will make you think about things!
10. Prince Edward Island
This is a province in Canada. It is an island, which means it has water on every side. It grows a lot of potatoes and has a famous red-haired orphan girl who lives in a green house. It is not shaped like a prince, but it is still very solid to start our list of all 1,999 princes.
9. The Prince
This is a book written by an Italian man named Machiavelli a very long time ago. It tells you how to be a prince. It says it is better for people to be scared of you than to like you. Most princes read this book and say, "Yes, that sounds right."
8. Prince of Persia
He runs on walls and jumps over spikes. When he falls into the spikes, he turns back time and tries again. Real princes cannot do this, which is why real princes are so careful around spikes.
7. Prince Charming
He finds a wife by going to every house in the kingdom and putting a shoe on women's feet. If the shoe fits, he marries her. This is not how dating works anymore. Please do not do this at the mall.
6. The Fresh Prince
He got in one small fight on a basketball court, so his mom sent him to live with his rich aunt and uncle in a mansion. Most people who get in fights do not get a mansion. He is very lucky.
5. Prince Vegeta
He is the prince of all Saiyans. His planet blew up, so he is the prince of nothing. He brings this up anyway. His hair points straight up and does not move, even in a strong wind.
4. The Little Prince
He lives on a very small asteroid with one rose and three volcanoes. He pulls up baobab trees so they do not eat his planet. He makes friends with a fox, and the fox tells him that the important things are invisible. Number four made us think about things.
3. Prince
He was a musician who could play almost every instrument by himself. One day he changed his name to a symbol that you cannot say out loud. This made him very hard to put on a list. We put him at number three, or maybe at the symbol.
2. The Prince of Darkness
His real name was Ozzy, and he was from Birmingham, England. He sang in a band called Black Sabbath, and everyone's parents were scared of him. He once bit the head off a bat at a concert, which he says he thought was a rubber toy. It was not a rubber toy. Now some people wear shirts showing him as Jesus. He is very hard to classify.
1. Prince Rupert's Drop
Coming in at number one is Prince Rupert's Drop. You make it by dripping hot melted glass into cold water, and it becomes a little glass tadpole. You can hit the round end with a hammer and it will not break. But if you snap the tiny tail, the whole thing explodes into powder faster than you can see. It is easily the most powerful prince on this entire list, and it is not even a person.
Which of the 1,999 princes was your favorite? Did we miss your favorite prince between numbers 11 and 1999? Leave a comment below, smash that like button, and check back tomorrow for our ranking of every king from 1 to 1,000,000. One of them used to be a prince for a very long time, so it should be a short list.
