In these trying times of fake news, clickbait conspiracies and questionable dietary choices, the Goblin Nation needs you. Are you part of the solution, or just another smelly goblin adding to the problem?
GNN's crack team of analysts has determined that there are only two options. Either you are making the Goblin Nation better, or you are actively making it worse. There is no middle ground, no neutral stance, and certainly no "doing nothing" option, although that was the most popular answer in our poll.
So which will it be? Will you pick up litter, volunteer at the local orphanage (if we had one) and spread positivity? Or will you throw trash everywhere, kick puppies (if we had those) and start unfounded rumors that the Goblin Council of Elders has been replaced by lizard people?
The fate of the nation rests in your hands, or claws. Choose wisely, and let's make the Goblin Nation great again, or at least slightly less chaotic.
This message was brought to you by the Goblin Bureau of Clickbait and Propaganda, which would like to clarify that the elders are not lizard people, and that the rumor was theirs.
