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11/15/2025

By Goblin News Network

Canine Cafes Barking Up a Storm, but Is It a Sign of Species Segregation?

Canine cafes catering exclusively to the sophisticated palates of the bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dogs (BDCD) are the latest craze in major cities. They offer a space to socialize over gourmet dog cuisine. Critics fear the...

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