The Goblin Council of Elders acknowledges the birth of Snargle Brinejaw on Saturday, July 11, 1959 at Cringe Co. Occupational Infirmary, of Goblintown.
The Council has reviewed the registrant's file and confirms the child is raised by a mother clocked at 75 mph on the Goblintown straightaway, who selected organ Set One on the first try. The file is otherwise unremarkable, which the Council considers a good start.
Per Statute 44-B, the registrant's census weight of 12 bags of regulation mulch has been rounded in the Council's favor.
The Council will not be taking questions about the birth, the hospital or the rounding.
