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The Goblin Council of Elders acknowledges the birth of Snargle Brinejaw on Saturday, July 11, 1959 at Cringe Co. Occupational Infirmary, of Goblintown. The Council has reviewed the registrant's file and confirms the child is raised by a mot...
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