For the goblin born on May 20th The stars align in a chaotic dance, foretelling a day of existential dread and fermented mushroom-induced hallucinations. Your life's purpose will be revealed in a cryptic message scrawled on a moldy potato c...
The council chambers are buzzing with debate over a pressing question: the right to bear extremely small arms. The debate, sparked by the recent troll uprising and the Council's handling of it, has split the Goblin Nation over public safety...
The Clowncil's inauguration took a dark turn when a group of trolls staged a protest outside the Parliament of Party, demanding equal rights and representation in goblin society. The peaceful demonstration ended when the newly sworn Clownci...
Mudwick Isle is buzzing ahead of the inauguration of its newly revamped governing body, the Goblin Clowncil of Elders. The four elders are embracing new roles as purveyors of laughter, mischief and questionable decision-making. The ceremony...
The Goblin Council of Elders has given up its search for a qualified fourth member and appointed the oldest living goblin instead, in what can only be described as a desperate attempt to cling to its own fading youth. Working from a dusty s...
AUSTIN, TX — In the 41st game of their inaugural season, Madres rookie Isabella "Izzy" Gruñona became the first woman to hit a home run in a Major League Baseball game. It was an inside-the-park home run, and it came after a series of field...
After an exhaustive search, the Goblin Council of Elders has received one application that fits the Oracle's description perfectly. The applicant, a shadowy figure named Gnarfgargle the Unhinged, has a résumé of arson, tax evasion and an un...
The Goblin Oracle, a famously enigmatic figure known for cryptic pronouncements and questionable fashion, has issued a prophecy that has rattled the Goblin Council of Elders. Delivered in guttural grunts and a shower of glowing runes, it fo...
Between the flood of treaties and everyone forgetting who they were mad at, the world had one evening of total peace. Swords became plowshares. Tanks became tractors. Missile silos became mushroom farms. Goblins and pixies shared a drink. T...
The Warble war appears to be ending, on paper. Diplomats from around the world are lining up at goblin banks with handwritten peace treaties, and goblin notaries, the only ones still open, are working through the night. Why the sudden diplo...
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