The moderation team asked for documentation. Here it is. The mod's guide to microwaving Hot Pockets 1. **Unwrap the Hot Pocket.** Carefully remove the plastic wrapper. 2. **Crisping sleeve (optional).** If the Hot Pocket comes with a crispi...
New studies have revealed the truth about the seemingly innocent goldfish: it is the larval stage of a monstrous aquatic creature, and your toilet is its gateway to adulthood. Scientists have long been puzzled by what happens to flushed gol...
Big Smoke's Cluckin' Bell order in *Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas* has puzzled fans for twenty years: two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Is it gluttony,...
Local woman Agnes Butterbog shocked friends and family this week with a miraculous weight-loss transformation. She has given up fad diets and grueling workouts for the ultimate shortcut to her dream body: Photoshop's transform tool. "I've t...
Remember the Budweiser frogs, croaking out the beer's name in perfect three-part harmony? Their commercials were a staple of 90s television. Their lives after the limelight took some unexpected turns. [A VHS documentary still: three frogs i...
It's that time of year again. The leaves are turning brown, pumpkin spice lattes are back on the menu, and the Society for the Appreciation of Nothing in Particular (SANP) has convened for its annual non-event. As usual, you weren't invited...
CUPERTINO, CA - An Apple software engineer says the face of the company's co-founder, Steve Jobs, appeared in the foam of a venti double soy latte during a late-night coding session at a coffee shop near Apple Park. [A chiaroscuro oil paint...
An international team of researchers has confirmed the existence of "nothing," a substance previously thought to be purely theoretical. The findings appear in the prestigious *Journal of Irreproducible Results*. [Baffled scientists and gobl...
Welcome, humorless mortal! Dare you test your wits against the absurdity of goblin comedy? Brace yourself for a mind-bending quiz that will reveal your (lack of) appreciation for our unique brand of anti-humor. There are right answers. You ...
In the sprawling landscape of the internet, where digital communities thrive and clash, the Reddit-4chan conflict stands as a testament to the staying power of online rivalries. The feud, rooted in differing ideologies and cultural norms, h...
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