May 2025

AUSTIN, TX — In the 41st game of their inaugural season, Madres rookie Isabella "Izzy" Gruñona became the first woman to hit a home run in a Major League Baseball game. It was an inside-the-park home run, and it came after a series of field...

After an exhaustive search, the Goblin Council of Elders has received one application that fits the Oracle's description perfectly. The applicant, a shadowy figure named Gnarfgargle the Unhinged, has a résumé of arson, tax evasion and an un...

The Goblin Oracle, a famously enigmatic figure known for cryptic pronouncements and questionable fashion, has issued a prophecy that has rattled the Goblin Council of Elders. Delivered in guttural grunts and a shower of glowing runes, it fo...

Between the flood of treaties and everyone forgetting who they were mad at, the world had one evening of total peace. Swords became plowshares. Tanks became tractors. Missile silos became mushroom farms. Goblins and pixies shared a drink. T...

The Warble war appears to be ending, on paper. Diplomats from around the world are lining up at goblin banks with handwritten peace treaties, and goblin notaries, the only ones still open, are working through the night. Why the sudden diplo...

Warble has addressed the world war it started, sort of. "We deeply regret the inconvenience caused by the recent glitch," the company said. "However, Warble is still in beta. We would also note that the overwhelming number of signups, combi...

GoblinLife.org is thrilled to announce the upcoming launch of the Goblin Headcanon Playground, an interactive, AI-powered experience that lets you reshape the Goblin Nation's history however you see fit. Tired of the official narrative? Unh...

The Oracle, renowned for cryptic prophecies and vague pronouncements, has delivered a shockingly straightforward message to the struggling GoblinLife.org web development team: "Hey, did you try restarting the node server and reinstalling de...

Calling all goblins of exceptional wisdom, questionable sanity and a fondness for fermented beverages. The Goblin Council of Elders seeks a fourth member to join its esteemed ranks and avert the doom prophesied by the ancient goblin seers. ...

TITUSVILLE, FL — Researchers at the Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation (FITA) have found that occasionally shutting your goddamn mouth can significantly improve perception and overall well-being. The study enrolled chatty baristas, ov...