Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in May of 2025.
The Goblin Council of Elders has dropped its rebrand as the "Goblin Clowncil" after the International Clown Association (ICA) threatened legal action for cultural appropriation and trademark infringement. "We were trying to inject a bit of ...
It's tax season. Goblin Tax Services has released its user-friendly annual form, which makes it easy to get fleeced. The form Name:** ideally beginning with a G sound. Cave address:** we'll find you anyway. Shiny-object income:** how many b...
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Listen up, goblin mothers. I need to vent about feeding my picky, ungrateful brood. I can cook. My fermented mushroom stew is famous. I roast a rat to perfection. I bake a passable mud pie. My cave is stocked with moldy cheese and pickled e...
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For the goblin born on May 20th The stars align in a chaotic dance, foretelling a day of existential dread and fermented mushroom-induced hallucinations. Your life's purpose will be revealed in a cryptic message scrawled on a moldy potato c...
The council chambers are buzzing with debate over a pressing question: the right to bear extremely small arms. The debate, sparked by the recent troll uprising and the Council's handling of it, has split the Goblin Nation over public safety...
The Clowncil's inauguration took a dark turn when a group of trolls staged a protest outside the Parliament of Party, demanding equal rights and representation in goblin society. The peaceful demonstration ended when the newly sworn Clownci...
Mudwick Isle is buzzing ahead of the inauguration of its newly revamped governing body, the Goblin Clowncil of Elders. The four elders are embracing new roles as purveyors of laughter, mischief and questionable decision-making. The ceremony...
The Goblin Council of Elders has given up its search for a qualified fourth member and appointed the oldest living goblin instead, in what can only be described as a desperate attempt to cling to its own fading youth. Working from a dusty s...
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