May 2025

The Noodle Prophet, once hailed as a visionary leader and spiritual guide, has fallen from grace. The U-turn on gambling and alcohol, and the unceremonious binning of the Gospel of the Noodly Prophet, have cast doubt on their legitimacy and...

The Noodle Prophet has rescinded their recent ban on gambling and alcohol, citing "moral ambiguity" as a cornerstone of goblin tradition, to the bewilderment and relief of the Goblin Nation. The change of heart came while the Prophet was br...