#SUPERDUPERMETHAMPHETAMINE

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2/6/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Scientists Vaporize Mice, Imps Abscond With Recipe, and a Bidding War Erupts for the 'Ultimate Scarcity'

The Institute of Questionable Science (IQS) got its hands on the excavated formula for 1,2-Superdupermethamphetamine bicarbonate just long enough to make one small batch. IQS chemists tested it on lab mice. The mice vaporized on contact, le...

#institute-of-questionable-science #superdupermethamphetamine #imps #ultimate-scarcity #grungle-gristle #lab-mice

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2/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Chaos at Olive Garden Excavation Site! Ancient Super-Speed Formula Unearthed, Imps Swarm

The groundbreaking for the Goblin Nation's newest Olive Garden broke more ground than planned. Diggers unearthed a lost page from an ancient tome bearing the chemical diagram and synthesis process for 1,2-Superdupermethamphetamine bicarbona...

#olive-garden #superdupermethamphetamine #imps #archaeology #unlimited-breadsticks #gnarlwart

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