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2/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

MLB Embraces Radical Rule Changes to Accommodate All-Female "Madres"

AUSTIN, TX — Ahead of the Madres' first season, Major League Baseball has announced rule changes it says address "the unique challenges and needs of female athletes." Nobody asked the female athletes. The headline changes: Shorter base path...

#austin-madres #baseball #mlb #rule-changes #womens-sports

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11/12/2024

By Goblin News Network

Padres Shatter MLB Glass Ceiling With All-Female "Madres" Expansion Team

AUSTIN, TX — The San Diego Padres have announced an all-female expansion team based in Austin. The Madres will be made up entirely of the country's best female ballplayers of Mexican heritage. "This is a historic moment for baseball and for...

#austin-madres #baseball #mlb #austin #womens-sports

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