#GROCERY-SHOPPING

I plan my groceries. I make lists. I budget two hours. Last Tuesday, on a whim, I tried the Titusville Aldi instead. I barely parked before a smiling employee put a cart in my hands. The first shock was the lack of choice. My usual store ha...

The human grocery store is my battlefield. Today, at a Titusville supermarket, my mission was simple: select the perfect Oreo. Aisle 4 had other plans. Regular. Double Stuf. Golden. Golden Double Stuf. Mega Stuf. Then flavors I'm fairly sur...